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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 29th January 2016

Dilbert//9785, first published ten years ago on Friday 29th January 2016

Dick Acuses Asok


Tags

internet, comment, troll, bait, terrorism, terrorist, accuse, accusation, forum, technology


Official transcript

Dick From The Internet. Dick: I hear you're a terrorist sympathizer. Asok: Noooo! That is a racist rumor. Dick: You must be guilty or you wouldn't be denying it so hard. Just admit you want to kill me. Asok: Now I do want to kill you!!!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DICK FROM THE INTERNET I HEAR YOU'RE A TERRORIST SYMPATHIZER.

NOOOO!

THAT IS A RACIST RUMOR.

YOU MUST BE GUILTY OR YOU WOULDN'T BE DENYING IT SO HARD JUST ADMIT YOU WANT TO KILL ME.

NOW I DO WANT TO KILL YOU !!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "You Must Be Guilty"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in Dilbert, features a conversation between two men. The first man, wearing a green shirt and sporting a beard, claims to be a terrorist sympathizer. The second man, also wearing a green shirt, responds with a racist remark, stating, "That is a racist rumor." The first man then reveals his true intentions, saying, "You must be guilty or you wouldn't be denying it so hard. Just admit you want to kill me. Now I do want to kill you!!"

The comic strip highlights the absurdity of the situation, where a man accuses another of being a terrorist sympathizer based on a racist rumor, and the second man responds with a threat of violence. The strip pokes fun at the idea of jumping to conclusions and the dangers of making assumptions about others based on their appearance or background.

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