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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 30th January 2016

Dilbert//9786, first published ten years ago on Saturday 30th January 2016

Asok Not A Terrorist


Tags

terrorist, terrorism, extremism, frustration, racism, accusation, accuse


Official transcript

Boss: Did you threaten to kill Dick? Asok: He accused me of being a terrorist! Boss: Are you? Asok: Gaaa! I just want to blow up this whole building! Boss: Um... I need to make a call. Asok: It better not be about me!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DID YOU THREATEN TO KILL DICK?

ACCUSED ME OF BEING A TERRORIST!

ARE YOU?

GAAA!

I JUST WANT TO BLOW UP THIS WHOLE BUILDING!

UM...

I NEED TO MAKE A CALL.

CONTINUED...

IT BETTER NOT BE ABOUT ME!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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