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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 30th January 2016

Dilbert//9786, first published ten years ago on Saturday 30th January 2016

Asok Not A Terrorist


Tags

terrorist, terrorism, extremism, frustration, racism, accusation, accuse


Official transcript

Boss: Did you threaten to kill Dick? Asok: He accused me of being a terrorist! Boss: Are you? Asok: Gaaa! I just want to blow up this whole building! Boss: Um... I need to make a call. Asok: It better not be about me!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DID YOU THREATEN TO KILL DICK?

ACCUSED ME OF BEING A TERRORIST!

ARE YOU?

GAAA!

I JUST WANT TO BLOW UP THIS WHOLE BUILDING!

UM...

I NEED TO MAKE A CALL.

CONTINUED...

IT BETTER NOT BE ABOUT ME!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Terrorist Accusation"

Summary:

In this Dilbert comic strip, Dilbert is accused of being a terrorist by his boss, Wally. The conversation unfolds as follows:

  • Wally asks Dilbert if he threatened to kill Dick, which Dilbert denies.
  • Wally reveals that he has accused Dilbert of being a terrorist.
  • Dilbert is shocked and asks if Wally is serious.
  • Wally responds that he is not, but it would be better not to be about Dilbert.
  • The conversation ends with Dilbert being left confused and concerned about his safety.

The comic strip highlights the absurdity of the situation and the ridiculousness of Wally's accusations. It also touches on the theme of workplace politics and the consequences of making false accusations.

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