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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 3rd February 2016

Dilbert//9790, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 3rd February 2016

Closer To Being A Terrorist


Tags

religion, logic, terrorism, terrorist, radicalization, extremism, fbi, interrogation


Official transcript

FBI Secret Facility. Asok: I am a nonviolent Hindu. You use violence as a tool, and your religion is centered around one of Islam's prophets. So... technically, you're closer to being a radical Islamic terrorist than I am. Agent: I hate engineers.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

FBI SECRET FACILITY I AM A NONVIOLENT HINDU. YOU USE VIOLENCE AS A TOOL, AND YOUR RELIGION IS CENTERED AROUND ONE OF ISLAM'S PROPHETS.

SO.

.. TECHNICALLY, YOU'RE CLOSER TO BEING A RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORIST THAN I AM.

I HATE ENGINEERS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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