Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 4th February 2016

Dilbert//9791, first published ten years ago on Thursday 4th February 2016

Asok Returns From Fbi

Tags

racism, arrest, terrorist, terrorism, protest, friendship, relationship, commitment, apathy, relationships

Official transcript

Asok: The FBI held me for three weeks on suspicion that I was a terrorist. I assume you were protesting outside the FBI building the entire time and they didn't tell me. Because racism? Dilbert: Oh, right. Yes. We were protesting the entire time.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE FBI HELD ME FOR THREE WEEKS ON SUSPICION THAT I WAS A TERRORIST.

I ASSUME YOU WERE PROTESTING OUTSIDE THE FBI BUILDING THE ENTIRE TIME AND THEY DIDN'T TELL ME.

BECAUSE RACISM?

OH, RIGHT.

YES. WE WERE PROTESTING THE ENTIRE TIME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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