Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 5th February 2016

Dilbert//9792, first published ten years ago on Friday 5th February 2016

Soulless Container Of Knowledge

Tags

robots, artificial intelligence, emotions, humanity, feelings

Official transcript

Robot: Wally asked me to scan his brain and download his thoughts so I can attend meetings on his behalf. Boss: But all you are is a soulless container of knowledge. Robot: That's all Wally is, too. Boss: Stop trying to alter my worldview. Robot: Well, look who doesn't like being programmed.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY ASKED ME TO SCAN HIS BRAIN AND DOWNLOAD HIS THOUGHTS SO I CAN ATTEND MEETINGS ON HIS BEHALF.

BUT ALL YOU ARE IS A SOULLESS CONTAINER OF KNOWLEDGE.

THAT'S ALL WALLY IS TOO.

STOP TRYING TO ALTER MY WORLDVIEW.

WELL, LOOK WHO DOESN'T LIKE BEING PROGRAMMED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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