Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 10th February 2016

Dilbert//9797, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 10th February 2016

New Company Mascot

Tags

hunchback, posture, transformation, health, body

Official transcript

Catbert: I hear you're undergoing an identity transition. Dilbert: No, I just have bad posture from looking at a screen all day. I'm not literally turning into Quasimodo. Catbert: That's too bad, because we need a new mascot for the company and you would be perfect.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HEAR YOU'RE UNDERGOING AN IDENTITY TRANSITION.

NO, I JUST HAVE BAD POSTURE FROM LOOKING AT A SCREEN ALL DAY.

I'M NOT LITERALLY TURNING INTO QUASIMODO.

THAT'S TOO BAD, BECAUSE WE NEED A NEW MASCOT FOR THE COMPANY AND YOU WOULD BE PERFECT

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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