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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 10th February 2016

Dilbert//9797, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 10th February 2016

New Company Mascot


Tags

hunchback, posture, transformation, health, body


Official transcript

Catbert: I hear you're undergoing an identity transition. Dilbert: No, I just have bad posture from looking at a screen all day. I'm not literally turning into Quasimodo. Catbert: That's too bad, because we need a new mascot for the company and you would be perfect.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HEAR YOU'RE UNDERGOING AN IDENTITY TRANSITION.

NO, I JUST HAVE BAD POSTURE FROM LOOKING AT A SCREEN ALL DAY.

I'M NOT LITERALLY TURNING INTO QUASIMODO.

THAT'S TOO BAD, BECAUSE WE NEED A NEW MASCOT FOR THE COMPANY AND YOU WOULD BE PERFECT

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Quasimodo"

Summary:

  • A character is undergoing an identity transition and is struggling to adjust to their new persona.
  • They are frustrated with their inability to turn into Quasimodo, a character from Victor Hugo's novel "The Hunchback of Notre-Dame".
  • The character is also unhappy with the new mascot for the company, which they find to be imperfect.
  • The comic strip humorously explores the challenges of identity transitions and the importance of finding a suitable representation of oneself.

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