Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 11th February 2016

Dilbert//9798, first published ten years ago on Thursday 11th February 2016

Is Picked As Company Mascot`

Tags

posture, mascot, success, hunchback, work ethic, reward

Official transcript

CEO: Management has selected Dilbert to be our new company mascot. His bad posture speaks volumes about his hard work and long hours. Dilbert: Ow! CEO: Did you ever dream you would be so successful? Dilbert: This is exactly how I dreamed it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MANAGEMENT HAS SELECTED DILBERT TO BE OUR NEW COMPANY MASCOT.

HIS BAD POSTURE SPEAKS VOLUMES ABOUT HIS HARD WORK AND LONG HOURS.

PAT PAT = OW!

DID YOU EVER DREAM YOU WOULD BE SO SUCCESSFUL?

THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I DREAMED IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dilbert: The Mascot"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic and humorous take on corporate life. In this strip, Dilbert is introduced as the new company mascot, with the management team excitedly presenting him to the rest of the office.

However, Dilbert's response is less than enthusiastic, as he sarcastically remarks on his poor posture and the fact that he has spent most of his life working long hours. The manager, oblivious to Dilbert's sarcasm, asks if he has ever dreamed of being successful, to which Dilbert replies, "This is exactly how I dreamed it."

The strip pokes fun at the idea of corporate mascots and the often-ridiculous expectations placed on employees. It also highlights Dilbert's signature wit and sarcasm, making it a relatable and humorous addition to the comic strip series.

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