Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 11th February 2016

Dilbert//9798, first published ten years ago on Thursday 11th February 2016

Is Picked As Company Mascot`

Tags

posture, mascot, success, hunchback, work ethic, reward

Official transcript

CEO: Management has selected Dilbert to be our new company mascot. His bad posture speaks volumes about his hard work and long hours. Dilbert: Ow! CEO: Did you ever dream you would be so successful? Dilbert: This is exactly how I dreamed it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MANAGEMENT HAS SELECTED DILBERT TO BE OUR NEW COMPANY MASCOT.

HIS BAD POSTURE SPEAKS VOLUMES ABOUT HIS HARD WORK AND LONG HOURS.

PAT PAT = OW!

DID YOU EVER DREAM YOU WOULD BE SO SUCCESSFUL?

THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I DREAMED IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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