Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 20th February 2016

Dilbert//9807, first published ten years ago on Saturday 20th February 2016

Carol Leaves Kids

Tags

babysitter, children, supervision, date night, parents, family

Official transcript

Carol: Dilbert should be here soon to fill in for the babysitter. Your dad and I need to leave now. Just let him in. We turned off our phones, so don't try to reach us on our date night. Narrator: Two hours later. Boy: I don't think he's coming. Girl: I say we Airbnb this place.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SHOULD BE HERE SOON TO FILL IN FOR THE BABYSITTER.

YOUR DAD AND I NEED TO LEAVE NOW. JUST LET HIM IN WE TURNED OFF OUR PHONES, SO DONT TRY TO REACH US ON OUR DATE NIGHT.

TWO HOURS LATER I DON'T THINK HE'S COMING.

I SAY WE AIRBNB THIS PLACE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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