Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 22nd February 2016

Dilbert//9809, first published ten years ago on Monday 22nd February 2016

Carol Berates Dilbert For Not Babysitting

Tags

babysitter, children, supervision, refugees, family

Official transcript

Carol: You said you would watch my kids last night but you never showed up! Dilbert: You didn't give me your address, and you turned off your cellphone for your date night. I'm sure it was fine. Carol: An Elbonian family is living in my cupboard!!!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU SAID YOU WOULD WATCH MY KIDS LAST NIGHT BUT YOU NEVER SHOWED UP!

YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS, AND YOU TURNED OFF YOUR CELLPHONE FOR YOUR DATE NIGHT.

I'M SURE IT WAS FINE.

AN ELBONIAN FAMILY IS LIVING IN MY CUPBOARD!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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