Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 24th February 2016

Dilbert//9811, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 24th February 2016

Asok's Goal

Tags

goals, employment, driver, ride share, rideshare, dream, turnover

Official transcript

Asok: Is it important to have goals? Boss: Yes! You need goals to succeed. Asok: Good, because my goal is to become an Uber driver. I quit. What is your goal? Boss: Reducing employee turnover.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IS IT IMPORTANT TO HAVE GOALS?

YES!

YOU NEED GOALS TO SUCCEED.

GOOD, BECAUSE MY GOAL IS TO BECOME AN UBER DRIVER.

I QUIT.

WHAT IS YOUR GOAL?

REDUCING EMPLOYEE TURNOVER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Reducing Employee Turnover"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two characters, with the first character asking if having goals is important to achieve success. The second character responds affirmatively and shares their goal of becoming an Uber driver. However, the first character is confused by this goal and asks what it has to do with reducing employee turnover. The second character explains that they plan to quit their job to pursue their goal, which will result in reduced employee turnover. The comic strip humorously highlights the unexpected twist in the conversation, showcasing the second character's creative approach to achieving their goal.

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