Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 24th February 2016

Dilbert//9811, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 24th February 2016

Asok's Goal

Tags

goals, employment, driver, ride share, rideshare, dream, turnover

Official transcript

Asok: Is it important to have goals? Boss: Yes! You need goals to succeed. Asok: Good, because my goal is to become an Uber driver. I quit. What is your goal? Boss: Reducing employee turnover.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IS IT IMPORTANT TO HAVE GOALS?

YES!

YOU NEED GOALS TO SUCCEED.

GOOD, BECAUSE MY GOAL IS TO BECOME AN UBER DRIVER.

I QUIT.

WHAT IS YOUR GOAL?

REDUCING EMPLOYEE TURNOVER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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