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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 25th February 2016

Dilbert//9812, first published ten years ago on Thursday 25th February 2016

Asok The Uber Driver


Tags

driver, taxi, ride share, rideshare, money, compensation, wages


Official transcript

Asok: Today is my first day as an Uber driver. I love the flexibility! I only have to work 75 hours a week and can pay my rent. Man: With plenty left over? Asok: Are you going to finish that sandwich?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

TODAY IS MY FIRST DAY AS AN UBER DRIVER. I LOVE THE FLEXIBILITY!

I ONLY HAVE TO WORK 75 HOURS A WEEK AND I CAN PAY MY RENT.

WITH PLENTY LEFT OVER?

ARE YOU GOING TO FINISH THAT SANDWICH?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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