Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 29th February 2016

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Asok Has Tasted The Sweet Freedom Of Uber

Tags

experience, guest artist, introspection, john glynn, wisdom

Official transcript

Asok: Now that I have tasted the sweet freedom of being an Uber driver, how can I go back to this life? Wally: Try looking deep within yourself, Asok. Asok: You are even wiser than usual. Wally: You'll need a flashlight and yoga lessons.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

NOW THAT I HAVE TASTED THE SWEET FREEDOM OF BEING AN UBER DRIVER, HOW CAN I GO BACK TO THIS LIFE?

TRY LOOKING DEEP WITHIN YOURSELF, ASOK.

YOU ARE EVEN WISER THAN USUAL.

YOULL NEED A FLASHLIGHT AND YOGA LESSONS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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