Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 2nd March 2016

Dilbert//9818, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 2nd March 2016

False Sense Of Urgency

Tags

guest artist, managers, motivation, personality disorder, sociopath, strategy, john glynn

Official transcript

Boss: I don't think I'm doing enough to create a false sense of urgency. Catbert: Are you still a sociopath? Boss: That's the easy part. Catbert: Now add a meaningless deadline and some fear.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DON'T THINK IM DOING ENOUGH TO CREATE A FALSE SENSE OF URGENCY.

ARE YOU STILL A SOCIOPATH?

UMASS THAT'S THE EASY PART.

NOW ADD A MEANINGLESS DEADLINE AND SOME FEAR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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