Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 3rd March 2016

Dilbert//9819, first published ten years ago on Thursday 3rd March 2016

Wally Is Unlikely To Do Favors

Tags

apathy, assist, favor, guest artist, help, helpful, laziness, john glynn

Official transcript

Carol: Wally, will you do me a favor? Wally: It feels unlikely. Carol: You haven't heard it yet. Wally: That matters less than you hope it does.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, WILL YOU DO ME A FAVOR?

IT FEELS UNLIKELY.

YOU HAVEN'T HEARD IT YET.

THAT MATTERS LESS THAN YOU HOPE IT DOES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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