Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 6th March 2016

Dilbert//9822, first published ten years ago on Sunday 6th March 2016

Tags

insult, offense, engineer, programmer, coding, anger, technology, engineering

Official transcript

Man: How's the software coming? Alice: Still waiting for you to give me the specs so I can start. Man: I already told you it's a cloud app that does data. Hey, I can't do your job for you. You have to meet me halfway. Aren't you supposed to be "agile?"

I mean, how hard is it to rearrange zeroes and ones all day? Should I ask again tomorrow? Alice: Sure, if you're alive.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW'S THE SOFTWARE COMING ALONG? ALMOST DONE?

STILL WAITING FOR YOU TO GIVE ME THE SPECS SO I CAN START.

I ALREADY TOLD YOU IT'S A CLOUD APP THAT DOES DATA.

HEY, I CAN'T DO YOUR JOB FOR YOU.

YOU HAVE TO MEET ME HALFWAY.

AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE "AGILE"?

I MEAN, HOW HARD IS IT TO REARRANGE ZEROES AND ONES ALL DAY?

SHOULD I ASK AGAIN TOMORROW?

SURE, IF YOU'RE ALIVE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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