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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 5th March 2016

Dilbert//9821, first published ten years ago on Saturday 5th March 2016

Being The Best


Tags

advice, failure, guest artist, motivation, pep talk, success, john glynn


Official transcript

CEO: The secret to success is finding one thing at which you can be the best. Dilbert: What are you the best at? CEO: I'm the best at motivating people. Dilbert: Yay! I can't wait for that to start.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE SECRET TO SUCCESS IS FINDING ONE THING AT WHICH YOU CAN BE THE BEST.

WHAT ARE YOU THE BEST AT?

IM THE BEST AT MOTIVATING PEOPLE.

YAY! I CAN'T WAIT FOR THAT TO START.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Secret to Success"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features a motivational speaker who claims to have found the secret to success.
  • He reveals that the key to success is finding one thing at which you can be the best.
  • The speaker then proceeds to demonstrate his own success by being the best at motivating people.
  • However, he is unable to start motivating people because he is waiting for them to start first.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of motivational speakers and the self-proclaimed "experts" who claim to have all the answers.

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