Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 9th March 2016

Dilbert//9825, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 9th March 2016

Fifty Slide Presentation

Tags

managers, tasks, presentation, expectation, unrealistic, obliviousness

Official transcript

Boss: Our CEO wants me to make a fifty-slide presentation for him that will motivate employees. Dilbert: Ha ha! Now you know how we feel when you ask us to do ridiculous things. Boss: Anyway, I don't have time, so I need you to do it for me.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR CEO WANTS ME TO MAKE A FIFTY SLIDE PRESENTATION FOR HIM THAT WILL MOTIVATE THE EMPLOYEES.

HA HA! NOW YOU KNOW HOW WE FEEL WHEN YOU ASK US TO DO RIDICULOUS THINGS.

ANYWAY, I DON'T HAVE TIME, SO I NEED YOU TO DO IT FOR ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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