Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 12th March 2016

Dilbert//9828, first published ten years ago on Saturday 12th March 2016

Asok Is The Only Good Negotiator

Tags

accuse, eric scott, haggle, lable, money, negotiating, negotiation, racism, racist, raise, guest artist

Official transcript

Asok: Did you both negotiate huge raises with our boss the way I did? Dilbert and Wally: No. Dilbert: Apparently, you're the only good negotiator in the department. Asok: Are you being racist? Dilbert: I will give you $1,000 to never say that about me again.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DID YOU BOTH NEGOTIATE HUGE RAISES WITH OUR BOSS THE WAY I DID?

NO.

APPARENTLY, YOU'RE THE ONLY GOOD NEGOTIATOR IN THE DEPARTMENT.

ARE YOU BEING RACIST?

I WILL GIVE YOU $1,000 TO NEVER SAY THAT ABOUT ME AGAIN

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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