Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 11th March 2016

Dilbert//9827, first published ten years ago on Friday 11th March 2016

Boss Is Bad Negotiator

Tags

haggle, money, negotation, negotiating, raise, salary, trick, eric scott

Official transcript

Asok: I just learned that our boss is a bad negotiator. Wally: How bad? Asok: I just negotiated a 3.3-million-dollar raise for myself. And I want 80 percent of the raises you two get because I told you. Dilbert and Wally: 75 percent is our final offer!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I JUST LEARNED THAT OUR BOSS IS A BAD NEGOTIATOR.

HOW BAD?

I JUST NEGOTIATED A 3.3-MILLION-DOLLAR RAISE FOR MYSELF.

AND I WANT 80% OF THE RAISES YOU TWO GET BECAUSE I TOLD YOU.

75% IS OUR FINAL OFFER!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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