Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 14th March 2016

Dilbert//9830, first published ten years ago on Monday 14th March 2016

Asok Meets His Equal

Tags

accuse, label, racist, sexist, negotiation, clever, outsmart, money, salary

Official transcript

Asok: I love being the best negotiator in the entire department. Alice: You're not. Asok: Are you being racist? Alice: Are you being sexist? Asok: I have met my equal. Alice: Tell your equal I said hi when you pull your head out of it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I LOVE BEING THE BEST NEGOTIATOR IN THE ENTIRE DEPARTMENT.

YOU'RE NOT.

ARE YOU BEING RACIST?

ARE YOU BEING SEXIST?

I HAVE MET MY EQUAL.

TELL YOUR EQUAL I SAID HI WHEN YOU PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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