Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 14th March 2016

Dilbert//9830, first published ten years ago on Monday 14th March 2016

Asok Meets His Equal

Tags

accuse, label, racist, sexist, negotiation, clever, outsmart, money, salary

Official transcript

Asok: I love being the best negotiator in the entire department. Alice: You're not. Asok: Are you being racist? Alice: Are you being sexist? Asok: I have met my equal. Alice: Tell your equal I said hi when you pull your head out of it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I LOVE BEING THE BEST NEGOTIATOR IN THE ENTIRE DEPARTMENT.

YOU'RE NOT.

ARE YOU BEING RACIST?

ARE YOU BEING SEXIST?

I HAVE MET MY EQUAL.

TELL YOUR EQUAL I SAID HI WHEN YOU PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Best Negotiator"

Summary:

This comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with black hair, engaging in a conversation with a woman. The exchange begins with the woman expressing admiration for Dilbert's negotiation skills, to which he responds with a sarcastic remark about being the best negotiator in the entire department. The woman then asks if Dilbert is racist or sexist, prompting him to clarify that he has met her equal and invites her to pull her head out of it. The strip concludes with the woman sitting at her desk, seemingly oblivious to Dilbert's sarcasm.

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