Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 15th March 2016

Dilbert//9831, first published ten years ago on Tuesday 15th March 2016

Dogbert The Negotiating Expert

Tags

money, negotiate, negotiations, racket, guest artist, josh shipley

Official transcript

Boss: I hired an expert on negotiating to teach us a few things. He only costs a million dollars, and for that we get five minutes of his time. Let's get started. Dogbert: We're out of time, unless you want to renegotiate.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HIRED AN EXPERT ON NEGOTIATING TO TEACH US A FEW THINGS HE ONLY COSTS A MILLION DOLLARS, AND FOR THAT WE GET FIVE MINUTES OF HIS TIME.

LET'S GET STARTED.

WE'RE OUT OF TIME, UNLESS YOU WANT TO RENEGOTIATE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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