Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 17th March 2016

Dilbert//9833, first published ten years ago on Thursday 17th March 2016

Dogbert's Class Learns Nothing

Tags

distraction, strategy, guest artist, josh shipley

Official transcript

Boss: The employees who took your class on negotiating are complaining that they learned nothing. Dogbert: I heart those same employees scheming to vandalize your network. Boss: Now that's all I can think about! How did you do that? Dogbert: Gotta go.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE EMPLOYEES WHO TOOK YOUR CLASS ON NEGOTIATING ARE COMPLAINING THAT THEY LEARNED NOTHING.

I HEARD THOSE SAME EMPLOYEES SCHEMING TO VANDALIZE YOUR NETWORK.

NOW THAT'S ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT! HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

GOTTA GO!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Employees Who Took Your Class on Negotiating Are Complaining That They Learned Nothing."

Summary:

• The comic strip features a man sitting at a desk, addressing an employee who is complaining about learning nothing from a class on negotiating.
• The employee claims that the same employees who took the class are now scheming to vandalize the network.
• The man responds by asking how the employee did that, implying that the employee has learned something after all.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that employees may not always learn from training programs, but can still find ways to cause trouble.

generated by llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.