Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 16th March 2016

Dilbert//9832, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 16th March 2016

Dogbert's Negotiating Class

Tags

book, deal, negotiating, negotiation, self help, guest artist, josh shipley

Official transcript

Dogbert: Welcome to Dogbert's one-week training class for negotiators. I believe in leading by example, so this entire course will involve me trying to persuade you to buy my book. If everyone in the class buys my book, you can all have the rest of the week off. Voice: Done.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WELCOME TO DOGBERT'S ONE-WEEK TRAINING CLASS FOR NEGOTIATORS.

I BELIEVE IN LEADING BY EXAMPLE, SO THIS ENTIRE COURSE WILL INVOLVE ME TRYING TO PERSUADE YOU TO BUY MY BOOK.

IF EVERYONE IN THE CLASS BUYS MY BOOK, YOU CAN ALL HAVE THE REST OF THE WEEK OFF.

DONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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