Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 22nd March 2016

Dilbert//9838, first published ten years ago on Tuesday 22nd March 2016

The Elbonian Religion

Tags

culture, customs, killing, law, offense, religion, guest artist, joel friday

Official transcript

Dilbert: Do you Elbonians have a religion? Elbonian: Of course we do! We're not savages! We believe in killing anyone who offends us three times in a row. Dilbert: Harsh. Elbonian: That's two.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU ELBONIANS HAVE A RELIGION?

OF COURSE WE DO!

WERE NOT SAVAGES!

WE BELIEVE IN KILLING ANYONE WHO OFFENDS US THREE TIMES IN A ROW.

HARSH.

THAT'S TWO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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