Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 22nd March 2016

Dilbert//9838, first published ten years ago on Tuesday 22nd March 2016

The Elbonian Religion

Tags

culture, customs, killing, law, offense, religion, guest artist, joel friday

Official transcript

Dilbert: Do you Elbonians have a religion? Elbonian: Of course we do! We're not savages! We believe in killing anyone who offends us three times in a row. Dilbert: Harsh. Elbonian: That's two.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU ELBONIANS HAVE A RELIGION?

OF COURSE WE DO!

WERE NOT SAVAGES!

WE BELIEVE IN KILLING ANYONE WHO OFFENDS US THREE TIMES IN A ROW.

HARSH.

THAT'S TWO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Elbonian Extremists"

Summary:

The comic strip features two Elbonians, a group of people from a fictional country in the Dilbert comic strip. The first Elbonian asks if the other has a religion, to which the second responds that they do not practice savagery. The second Elbonian then states that they believe in killing anyone who offends them three times in a row, which is considered harsh. The first Elbonian finds this stance amusing and asks if it's two. The second Elbonian confirms that it is indeed two. The comic strip humorously portrays the extreme views of the Elbonians, highlighting their unique and unconventional beliefs.

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