Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 23rd March 2016

Dilbert//9839, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 23rd March 2016

Rat With An Ear On His Back

Tags

biology, experiment, human tissue, lab, rat, regeneration, science, technology, guest artist, joel friday

Official transcript

Tablet: Scientists grew a human ear on the back of a rat. When asked for a comment, the rat said, "Hey, get this ear off my back. I didn't agree to this."

The lead scientist on the project said, "Great. Now you made it all weird."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SCIENTISTS GREW A HUMAN EAR ON THE BACK OF A RAT.

WHEN ASKED FOR A COMMENT, THE RAT SAID, "HEY, GET THIS EAR OFF MY BACK. I DIDN'T AGREE TO THIS." THE LEAD SCIENTIST ON THE PROJECT SAID, "GREAT. NOW YOU MADE IT ALL WEIRD." CLiCK

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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