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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 24th March 2016

Dilbert//9840, first published ten years ago on Thursday 24th March 2016

Boss Uses His Gut


Tags

gut, instinct, decision, deciding, logic, stomach, mouth, guest artist, joel friday


Official transcript

Boss: Your analysis does not conform to my preconceived notions. So my gut instinct is telling me that you are wrong. Dilbert: When your gut talks to you, what does it use for a mouth?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOUR ANALYSIS DOES NOT CONFORM TO MY PRECONCEIVED NOTIONS.

SO MY GUT INSTINCT IS TELLING ME THAT YOU ARE WRONG.

WHEN YOUR GUT TALKS TO YOU, WHAT DOES IT USE FOR A MOUTH?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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