Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 27th March 2016

Dilbert//9843, first published ten years ago on Sunday 27th March 2016

Tags

internet, comment, jerk, forum, argument, anger, frustration, language, technology

Official transcript

Dick, From The Internet. Dick: Would you lie to a monster to keep a baby alive? Dilbert: Yes. Dick: Ha! You admit you're a liar! Dilbert: Not most of the time. Dick: Ooh, not most of the time. Ha, ha! Look who's trying to walk it back now! Apologize for hating babies most of the time! Dilbert: I never said that. Dick: Wow. Pathological much?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DICK, FROM THE INTERNET WOULD YOU LIE TO A MONSTER BABY ALIVE?

YES.

HA! YOU ADMIT YOU'RE A LIAR!

NOT MOST OF THE TIME.

OOH, NOT MOST OF THE TIME.

HA HA! LOOK WHO'S TRYING TO WALK IT BACK NOW!

APOLOGIZE FOR HATING BABIES MOST OF THE TIME!

I NEVER SAID THAT!

WOW.

PATHOLOGICAL MUCH?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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