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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 28th March 2016

Dilbert//9844, first published ten years ago on Monday 28th March 2016

Wally Has Passon For No Goals


Tags

goals, achievement, laziness, work ethic, catch-22, guest artist, donna oatney


Official transcript

Wally: You told us we need to set goals and have passion. But what if my passion is to avoid having measurable goals? Boss: You're passionate about being useless? Wally: Hey, back off, dream-killer.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOU TOLD US WE NEED TO SET GOALS AND HAVE PASSION.

BUT WHAT IF MY PASSION IS TO AVOID HAVING MEASURABLE GOALS?

YOU'RE PASSIONATE ABOUT BEING USELESS?

HEY, BACK OFF, DREAM- KILLER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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