Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 30th March 2016
Dilbert//9846, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 30th March 2016
Bring Me Solutions
Tags
laziness, work ethic, managers, useless, double standard, guest artist, donna oatney
Official transcript
Boss: Don't bring me problems. Bring me solutions! Dilbert: That would make you more useless than you already are. Boss: I also need you to fill out your own performance evaluation.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
DONT BRING ME PROBLEMS. BRING ME SOLUTIONS!
THAT WOULD MAKE YOU MORE USELESS THAN YOU ALREADY ARE.
I ALSO NEED YOU TO FILL OUT YOUR OWN PERFORMANCE EVALUATIONS.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Performance Evaluations"
Summary:
The comic strip features a conversation between two characters, one of whom is a manager and the other an employee. The manager asks the employee to bring solutions to problems, but the employee responds by stating that this would make the employee more useless than they already are. The employee then requests performance evaluations, which the manager agrees to provide.
Key Points:
- The manager asks the employee to bring solutions to problems.
- The employee responds by stating that this would make them more useless than they already are.
- The employee requests performance evaluations.
- The manager agrees to provide the performance evaluations.
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