Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 30th March 2016

Dilbert//9846, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 30th March 2016

Bring Me Solutions

Tags

laziness, work ethic, managers, useless, double standard, guest artist, donna oatney

Official transcript

Boss: Don't bring me problems. Bring me solutions! Dilbert: That would make you more useless than you already are. Boss: I also need you to fill out your own performance evaluation.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DONT BRING ME PROBLEMS. BRING ME SOLUTIONS!

THAT WOULD MAKE YOU MORE USELESS THAN YOU ALREADY ARE.

I ALSO NEED YOU TO FILL OUT YOUR OWN PERFORMANCE EVALUATIONS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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