Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 31st March 2016

Dilbert//9847, first published ten years ago on Thursday 31st March 2016

What The Family Would Think

Tags

work ethic, interview, lying, deception, commitment, honesty, guest artist, donna oatney

Official transcript

Man: If you hire me, I will dedicate 100 percent of my energy to making this company succeed! Dilbert: What would your family think if they heard that? Man: They'd understand. They're all huge liars, too.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF YOU HIRE ME, I WILL DEDICATE 100% OF MY ENERGY TO MAKING THIS COMPANY SUCCEED!

WHAT WOULD YOUR FAMILY THINK IF THEY HEARD THAT?

THEY D UNDERSTAND.

THEY'RE ALL HUGE LIARS, TOO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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