Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 2nd April 2016
Dilbert//9849, first published ten years ago on Saturday 2nd April 2016
The Boss's Feng Shui And Aura
Tags
horoscope, astrology, prediction, fortune, nonsense
Official transcript
Carol: Ooh. Bad news on your horoscope today. Your moon is intersecting with the feng shui of your aura. Boss: How long do I have? Carol: You'll be dead by noon. Boss: I meant until my next meeting.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
OOH. BAD NEWS ON YOUR HOROSCOPE TODAY.
YOUR MOON IS INTERSECTING WITH THE FENG SHUI OF YOUR AURA.
HOW LONG DO I HAVE?
YOULL BE DEAD BY NOON.
I MEANT UNTIL MY NEXT MEETING.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Moon's Alignment"
Summary:
The comic strip features a conversation between two office workers, with one inquiring about the alignment of the moon and the other responding with a humorous and unrelated comment. The conversation unfolds as follows:
- The first worker asks, "Ooh. Bad news on your horoscope today."
- The second worker replies, "Your moon is intersecting with the Feng Shui of your aura. How long do I have?"
- The first worker responds, "You'll be dead by noon."
- The second worker retorts, "I meant until my next meeting."
This exchange showcases the absurdity of the situation, as the second worker's response is completely unrelated to the initial question. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of taking horoscopes and astrology seriously, highlighting the potential for misinterpretation and misunderstanding.
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