Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 2nd April 2016

Dilbert//9849, first published ten years ago on Saturday 2nd April 2016

The Boss's Feng Shui And Aura

Tags

horoscope, astrology, prediction, fortune, nonsense

Official transcript

Carol: Ooh. Bad news on your horoscope today. Your moon is intersecting with the feng shui of your aura. Boss: How long do I have? Carol: You'll be dead by noon. Boss: I meant until my next meeting.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OOH. BAD NEWS ON YOUR HOROSCOPE TODAY.

YOUR MOON IS INTERSECTING WITH THE FENG SHUI OF YOUR AURA.

HOW LONG DO I HAVE?

YOULL BE DEAD BY NOON.

I MEANT UNTIL MY NEXT MEETING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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