Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 1st April 2016

Dilbert//9848, first published ten years ago on Friday 1st April 2016

Random Number Generator

Tags

projection, money, prediction, unrealistic expectations, numbers, obliviousness, guest artist, donna oatney

Official transcript

Boss: Can you get me more details on the financial projections? Dilbert: Sure. I wrote an app that generates random numbers, just in case you asked for them. Boss: 17, 4, 962... Yes, this looks about right.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAN YOU GET ME MORE DETAILS ON THE FINANCIAL PROJECTIONS?

SURE. I WROTE AN APP THAT GENERATES RANDOM NUMBERS, JUST IN CASE YOU ASKED FOR THEM.

17, 4, 962 YES, THIS LOOKS ABOUT RIGHT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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