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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 5th April 2016

Dilbert//9852, first published ten years ago on Tuesday 5th April 2016

Ted Never Got The File


Tags

blame, communication, responsibility, technology, guest artist, brenna thummler


Official transcript

Ted: I never got the file you said you would send. Dilbert: I don't know what file type you want. Ted: Why didn't you ask? Dilbert: Why didn't you check your email and see that I did? Ted: Why didn't you text me to say you emailed me? Dilbert: Why don't you drive into a ravine?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I NEVER GOT THE FILE YOU SAID YOU WOULD SEND.

I DONT KNOW WHAT FILE TYPE YOU WANT.

WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK?

WHY DIDN'T YOU CHECK YOUR EMAIL AND SEE THAT I DID?

WHY DIDN'T YOU TEXT SAY YOU EMAILED ?

WHY DON'T YOU DRIVE INTO A RAVINE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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