Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 6th April 2016

Dilbert//9853, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 6th April 2016

Ted Has A Ravine Option

Tags

cruelty, empathy, hr, human resources, mean, guest artist, brenna thummler, business

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil Director Of Human Resources. Ted: Dilbert said he wants me to drive into a ravine. Catbert: I want that too. I didn't realize it was an option. Ted: Perhaps I have come tot he wrong place. Catbert: I hear good things about the ravine.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES DILBERT SAID HE WANTS ME TO DRIVE INTO A RAVINE.

I WANT THAT TOO.

I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS AN OPTION PERHAPS I HAVE COME TO THE WRONG PLACE I HEAR GOOD THINGS ABOUT THE RAVINE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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