Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 9th April 2016

Dilbert//9856, first published ten years ago on Saturday 9th April 2016

New Ted

Tags

hiring, generic, job, placeholder, disposable, guest artist, brenna thummler, business

Official transcript

Ted: My name is Ted. I'm applying for this job of generic white guy. Boss: We just lost our Ted. You look perfect for the job. Ted: Is there anything I should know about the job? Boss: It doesn't end well.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY NAME IS TED.

I'M APPLYING FOR THE JOB OF GENERIC WHITE GUY.

WE JUST LOST OUR TED. YOU LOOK PERFECT FOR THE JOB.

IS THERE ANYTHING I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THE JOB?

IT DOESN'T END WELL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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