Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 8th April 2016

Dilbert//9855, first published ten years ago on Friday 8th April 2016

Commemorating Ted

Tags

ravine, meanness, insult, idiot, guest artist, brenna thummler

Official transcript

Carol: We're having a get-together to commemorate Ted, who drove his car into a ravine because you said he should. Dilbert: He wasn't good at handling criticism. Carol: You could have been more constructive. Dilbert: By building a bridge over the ravine?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE'RE HAVING A GET-TOGETHER TO COMMEMORATE TED, WHO DROVE HIS CAR INTO A RAVINE BECAUSE YOU SAID HE SHOULD.

HE WASN'T GOOD AT HANDLING CRITICISM.

YOU COULD HAVE BEEN MORE CONSTRUCTIVE.

BY BUILDING A BRIDGE OVER THE RAVINE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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