Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 13th April 2016

Dilbert//9860, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 13th April 2016

Don't Read Long Emails

Tags

email, tldr, communication, assumption, honesty

Official transcript

Man: You didn't answer my email. Dilbert: I don't read long email messages. Long emails are a sign of a disorganized mind. I try to avoid contact with that sort of person. Man: And yet, here I am. Dilbert: I didn't say it works every time.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY EMAIL.

I DON'T READ LONG EMAIL MESSAGES.

LONG EMAILS ARE A SIGN OF A DISORGANIZED MIND.

I TRY TO AVOID CONTACT WITH THAT SORT OF PERSON.

AND YET, HERE I AM.

I DIDNT SAY IT WORKS EVERY TIME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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