Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 14th April 2016

Dilbert//9861, first published ten years ago on Thursday 14th April 2016

Checking The Time

Tags

bored, boredom, dying, dead

Official transcript

Boss: Stop checking the time when I talk to you! Dilbert: I wasn't checking the time. I was checking my pulse to see if I'm dying from boredom. Uh-oh. Boss: I hope this is a coincidence.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

STOP CHECKING THE TIME WHEN I TALK TO YOU!

I WASN'T CHECKING THE TIME. I WAS CHECKING MY PULSE TO SEE IF I'M DYING FROM BOREDOM.

UH-OH.

I HOPE THIS IS A COINCIDENCE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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