Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 16th April 2016

Dilbert//9863, first published ten years ago on Saturday 16th April 2016

Being More Honest

Tags

marketing, advertising, honesty, cover-up, performance, shortcoming, business

Official transcript

Dilbert: My tests show we underperform our competition on nine out of eleven dimensions. Boss: Give the two good ones to Marketing. We can't be more honest than that. Dilbert: I'm almost certain we can. Boss: No, we really can't.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY TESTS SHOW WE UNDERPERFORM OUR COMPETITION ON NINE OUT OF ELEVEN DIMENSIONS.

GIVE THE TWO GOOD ONES TO MARKETING. WE CAN'T BE MORE HONEST THAN THAT.

IM ALMOST CERTAIN WE CAN NO, WE REALLY CANT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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