Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 15th April 2016

Dilbert//9862, first published ten years ago on Friday 15th April 2016

Intuitive Not Worthless

Tags

managers, obliviousness, jobs, knowledge, understanding

Official transcript

Boss: I'm not an engineer, so I don't know if you're doing the right things or not. And I can't watch you work, so I don't know if you're putting in any effort. Dilbert: That means you're totally worthless. Boss: I was going to say intuitive.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M NOT AN ENGINEER, SO I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE DOING THE RIGHT THINGS OR NOT.

AND I CAN'T WATCH YOU WORK, SO I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE PUTTING IN ANY EFFORT.

THAT MEANS YOU'RE TOTALLY WORTHLESS.

I WAS GOING TO SAY INTUITIVE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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