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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 15th April 2016

Dilbert//9862, first published ten years ago on Friday 15th April 2016

Intuitive Not Worthless


Tags

managers, obliviousness, jobs, knowledge, understanding


Official transcript

Boss: I'm not an engineer, so I don't know if you're doing the right things or not. And I can't watch you work, so I don't know if you're putting in any effort. Dilbert: That means you're totally worthless. Boss: I was going to say intuitive.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M NOT AN ENGINEER, SO I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE DOING THE RIGHT THINGS OR NOT.

AND I CAN'T WATCH YOU WORK, SO I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE PUTTING IN ANY EFFORT.

THAT MEANS YOU'RE TOTALLY WORTHLESS.

I WAS GOING TO SAY INTUITIVE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Intuitive Engineering"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with black hair, engaging in a conversation with an engineer. The conversation begins with Dilbert expressing his lack of understanding of the engineer's work, stating that he doesn't know if the engineer is doing the right things or not.

The engineer responds by saying that he can't watch Dilbert work, as he doesn't know if Dilbert is putting in any effort. Dilbert then asks if the engineer is going to say that he's "totally worthless," and the engineer confirms this, stating that he was going to say that Dilbert is "intuitive."

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that engineers often use technical jargon to make themselves sound more important, while Dilbert's straightforward and humorous approach highlights the absurdity of the situation. Overall, the comic strip uses humor to comment on the challenges of communication between different professions.

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