Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 23rd April 2016

Dilbert//9870, first published ten years ago on Saturday 23rd April 2016

Elbonians Steal Encryption Software

Tags

encryption, technology, national security, privacy, terrorism, terrorist

Official transcript

Elbonian 1: I stole the enemy's encryption-breaking software. Elbonian 2: My phone doesn't have a hole for this. I think it needs an adapter or something. Elbonian 1: Is it time to admit we're in over our heads? Elbonian 2: Why are the heathens so good at this stuff?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I STOLE THE ENEMY'S ENCRYPTION- BREAKING SOFTWARE.

MY PHONE DOESN'T HAVE A HOLE FOR THIS.

I THINK IT NEEDS AN ADAPTER OR SOMETHING.

IS IT TIME TO ADMIT WE'RE IN OVER OUR HEADS?

WHY ARE THE HEATHENS SO GOOD AT THIS STUFF?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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