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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 23rd April 2016

Dilbert//9870, first published ten years ago on Saturday 23rd April 2016

Elbonians Steal Encryption Software


Tags

encryption, technology, national security, privacy, terrorism, terrorist


Official transcript

Elbonian 1: I stole the enemy's encryption-breaking software. Elbonian 2: My phone doesn't have a hole for this. I think it needs an adapter or something. Elbonian 1: Is it time to admit we're in over our heads? Elbonian 2: Why are the heathens so good at this stuff?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I STOLE THE ENEMY'S ENCRYPTION- BREAKING SOFTWARE.

MY PHONE DOESN'T HAVE A HOLE FOR THIS.

I THINK IT NEEDS AN ADAPTER OR SOMETHING.

IS IT TIME TO ADMIT WE'RE IN OVER OUR HEADS?

WHY ARE THE HEATHENS SO GOOD AT THIS STUFF?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Heathenish Encryption"

Summary:

The comic strip features a group of individuals wearing hoods, engaging in a conversation about encryption. The conversation is centered around a character who has stolen an enemy's encryption-breaking software and is now seeking advice on how to use it.

Key Points:

  • The character admits to stealing the software, citing the need for an adapter or something.
  • Another character asks if it's time to admit they're "in over their heads."
  • A third character responds with a humorous comment about being "heathens so good at this stuff."

Overall:

The comic strip uses humor to poke fun at the idea of encryption and the challenges of using complex technology. The characters' conversation is lighthearted and playful, making the comic strip an entertaining read.

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