Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 27th April 2016

Dilbert//9874, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 27th April 2016

Miracle Of Consciousness

Tags

jaded, blase, unimpressed, dating, relationships

Official transcript

Woman: Do you ever marvel at the miracle of consciousness? Dilbert: No. People are just fish plus time. Woman: Does anything amaze you? Dilbert: This is my longest date ever! 49 minutes!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU EVER MARVEL AT THE MIRACLE OF CONSCIOUSNESS?

NO.

PEOPLE ARE JUST FISH PLUS TIME.

DOES ANYTHING AMAZE YOU?

THIS IS MY LONGEST DATE EVER!

49 MINUTES!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Longest Date Ever"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, and his co-worker, Alice, a woman with black hair. The conversation begins with Alice asking Dilbert if he has ever marveled at the miracle of consciousness, to which Dilbert responds with a "no". Alice then asks if anything amazes him, and Dilbert replies that people are just "fish plus time".

The conversation takes an unexpected turn when Alice reveals that this is her longest date ever, lasting 49 minutes. Dilbert is surprised and impressed by this revelation, and the comic strip ends with a humorous exchange between the two characters.

Key Points:

• Dilbert and Alice engage in a conversation about consciousness and amazement.
• Alice reveals that this is her longest date ever, lasting 49 minutes.
• Dilbert is surprised and impressed by this revelation.
• The comic strip ends with a humorous exchange between the two characters.

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