Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 27th April 2016

Dilbert//9874, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 27th April 2016

Miracle Of Consciousness

Tags

jaded, blase, unimpressed, dating, relationships

Official transcript

Woman: Do you ever marvel at the miracle of consciousness? Dilbert: No. People are just fish plus time. Woman: Does anything amaze you? Dilbert: This is my longest date ever! 49 minutes!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU EVER MARVEL AT THE MIRACLE OF CONSCIOUSNESS?

NO.

PEOPLE ARE JUST FISH PLUS TIME.

DOES ANYTHING AMAZE YOU?

THIS IS MY LONGEST DATE EVER!

49 MINUTES!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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