Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 28th April 2016

Dilbert//9875, first published ten years ago on Thursday 28th April 2016

Longest Date Ever

Tags

dating, relationships, women, men, attraction, record, conversation

Official transcript

Dilbert: My date lasted 53 minutes. Dogbert: That's your longest yet. Was she trapped in any way, such as under rubble? Dilbert: Nope! Dogbert: Wow. How'd you do it? Dilbert: I didn't talk for the first 49 minutes.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY DATE LASTED 53 MINUTES.

THAT'S YOUR LONGEST YET. WAS SHE TRAPPED IN ANY WAY, SUCH AS UNDER RUBBLE?

NOPE!

WOW.

HOW'D YOU DO IT?

I DIDN'T TALK FOR THE FIRST 49 MINUTES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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