Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 28th April 2016

Dilbert//9875, first published ten years ago on Thursday 28th April 2016

Longest Date Ever

Tags

dating, relationships, women, men, attraction, record, conversation

Official transcript

Dilbert: My date lasted 53 minutes. Dogbert: That's your longest yet. Was she trapped in any way, such as under rubble? Dilbert: Nope! Dogbert: Wow. How'd you do it? Dilbert: I didn't talk for the first 49 minutes.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY DATE LASTED 53 MINUTES.

THAT'S YOUR LONGEST YET. WAS SHE TRAPPED IN ANY WAY, SUCH AS UNDER RUBBLE?

NOPE!

WOW.

HOW'D YOU DO IT?

I DIDN'T TALK FOR THE FIRST 49 MINUTES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Art of Conversation"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic humor, engaging in a conversation with a woman.
• Dilbert asks the woman how she was "trapped in any way, such as under rubble," implying that she is uninteresting and dull.
• The woman responds by saying that she didn't talk for the first 49 minutes, indicating that she values silence over conversation.
• Dilbert is taken aback by her response and asks how she managed to do it, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that some people may prioritize silence over meaningful conversation, and that others may find this approach annoying or unengaging.

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