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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 30th April 2016

Dilbert//9877, first published ten years ago on Saturday 30th April 2016

Is Antisocial


Tags

antisocial, misanthropy, introvert, communication, relationships


Official transcript

Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources. Catbert: People are complaining that you're antisocial. Dilbert: I only dislike the people I get to know. Catbert: Then why do you get to know them? Dilbert: It happens by accident when they talk.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES PEOPLE ARE COMPLAINING THAT YOU'RE ANTISOCIAL.

I ONLY DISLIKE THE PEOPLE I GET TO KNOW.

THEN WHY DO YOU GET TO KNOW THEM?

IT HAPPENS BY ACCIDENT WHEN THEY TALK

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources"

Summary:

The comic strip features Catbert, the evil director of human resources, sitting at a desk with a red cat on his shoulder. The conversation begins with a complaint from an employee about being antisocial, to which Catbert responds with a witty remark. The employee then expresses their dislike for people and asks why they get to know them. Catbert's response is a clever play on words, leaving the employee puzzled.

Key Points:

  • Catbert is depicted as a humorous and satirical character.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of being antisocial and the challenges of interacting with others.
  • The conversation between Catbert and the employee is lighthearted and entertaining, making for an enjoyable read.

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