Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 30th April 2016

Dilbert//9877, first published ten years ago on Saturday 30th April 2016

Is Antisocial

Tags

antisocial, misanthropy, introvert, communication, relationships

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources. Catbert: People are complaining that you're antisocial. Dilbert: I only dislike the people I get to know. Catbert: Then why do you get to know them? Dilbert: It happens by accident when they talk.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES PEOPLE ARE COMPLAINING THAT YOU'RE ANTISOCIAL.

I ONLY DISLIKE THE PEOPLE I GET TO KNOW.

THEN WHY DO YOU GET TO KNOW THEM?

IT HAPPENS BY ACCIDENT WHEN THEY TALK

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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