Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 30th April 2016
Dilbert//9877, first published ten years ago on Saturday 30th April 2016
Is Antisocial
Tags
antisocial, misanthropy, introvert, communication, relationships
Official transcript
Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources. Catbert: People are complaining that you're antisocial. Dilbert: I only dislike the people I get to know. Catbert: Then why do you get to know them? Dilbert: It happens by accident when they talk.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES PEOPLE ARE COMPLAINING THAT YOU'RE ANTISOCIAL.
I ONLY DISLIKE THE PEOPLE I GET TO KNOW.
THEN WHY DO YOU GET TO KNOW THEM?
IT HAPPENS BY ACCIDENT WHEN THEY TALK
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources"
Summary:
The comic strip features Catbert, the evil director of human resources, sitting at a desk with a red cat on his shoulder. The conversation begins with a complaint from an employee about being antisocial, to which Catbert responds with a witty remark. The employee then expresses their dislike for people and asks why they get to know them. Catbert's response is a clever play on words, leaving the employee puzzled.
Key Points:
- Catbert is depicted as a humorous and satirical character.
- The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of being antisocial and the challenges of interacting with others.
- The conversation between Catbert and the employee is lighthearted and entertaining, making for an enjoyable read.
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