Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 29th April 2016

Dilbert//9876, first published ten years ago on Friday 29th April 2016

People Are Terrible

Tags

hate, human error, interpersonal, introvert, misanthropy, people, antisocial

Official transcript

Boss: What's the biggest risk with your plan? Dilbert: It's people. They're terrible once you get to know them. Boss: Then don't get to know them. Dilbert: I tried that with you and it didn't work.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT'S THE BIGGEST RISK WITH YOUR PLAN?

IT'S PEOPLE. THEY'RE TERRIBLE ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.

THEN DON'T GET TO KNOW THEM.

I TRIED THAT WITH YOU AND IT DIDN'T WORK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Biggest Risk"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and frustration with corporate bureaucracy.
• In this strip, Dilbert is asked about the biggest risk associated with his plan.
• He responds that the biggest risk is the people he will be working with, describing them as "terrible once you get to know them."
• Dilbert then shares a personal anecdote about trying to work with someone who didn't work out, implying that he has had negative experiences with colleagues in the past.
• The strip pokes fun at the challenges of working with difficult people and the importance of assessing one's colleagues before embarking on a project.

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