Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 29th April 2016

Dilbert//9876, first published ten years ago on Friday 29th April 2016

People Are Terrible

Tags

hate, human error, interpersonal, introvert, misanthropy, people, antisocial

Official transcript

Boss: What's the biggest risk with your plan? Dilbert: It's people. They're terrible once you get to know them. Boss: Then don't get to know them. Dilbert: I tried that with you and it didn't work.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT'S THE BIGGEST RISK WITH YOUR PLAN?

IT'S PEOPLE. THEY'RE TERRIBLE ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.

THEN DON'T GET TO KNOW THEM.

I TRIED THAT WITH YOU AND IT DIDN'T WORK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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