Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 2nd May 2016

Dilbert//9879, first published ten years ago on Monday 2nd May 2016

Do Not Talk To Ted

Tags

secret, keeping secrets, deception

Official transcript

Boss: Don't talk to Ted until I have time to tell him I cut his project. Dilbert: When will that be? Boss: I don't know. My European vacation starts tomorrow. Ted: Do you have ten seconds to talk? Dilbert: Check back in fifteen days.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DONT TALK TO TED UNTIL I HAVE TIME TO TELL HIM I CUT HIS PROJECT.

WHEN WILL THAT BE?

I DON'T KNOW. MY EUROPEAN VACATION STARTS TOMORROW.

DO YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO TALK?

CHECK BACK IN FIFTEEN DAYS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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