Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 3rd May 2016

Dilbert//9880, first published ten years ago on Tuesday 3rd May 2016

Ted Wonders If Boss Said Something

Tags

secret, keeping secrets, panic, worry

Official transcript

Ted: I saw you talking to my boss. Did he say anything about my project? Dilbert: Um... Ted: Your hesitant response tells me you know something and he asked you not to tell me. Dilbert: Um... Ted: Is something terrible going to happen to me? Dilbert: Um...

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I SAW YOU TALKING TO MY BOSS. DID HE SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY PROJECT?

UM...

YOUR HESITANT RESPONSE TELLS ME YOU KNOW SOMETHING AND HE ASKED YOU NOT TO TELL ME.

UM...

IS SOMETHING TERRIBLE GOING TO HAPPEN TO ?

UM...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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