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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 3rd May 2016

Dilbert//9880, first published ten years ago on Tuesday 3rd May 2016

Ted Wonders If Boss Said Something


Tags

secret, keeping secrets, panic, worry


Official transcript

Ted: I saw you talking to my boss. Did he say anything about my project? Dilbert: Um... Ted: Your hesitant response tells me you know something and he asked you not to tell me. Dilbert: Um... Ted: Is something terrible going to happen to me? Dilbert: Um...

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I SAW YOU TALKING TO MY BOSS. DID HE SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY PROJECT?

UM...

YOUR HESITANT RESPONSE TELLS ME YOU KNOW SOMETHING AND HE ASKED YOU NOT TO TELL ME.

UM...

IS SOMETHING TERRIBLE GOING TO HAPPEN TO ?

UM...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Hesitant Response"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between an employee and their boss. The employee asks about their project, to which the boss responds with a hesitant tone, stating that they know something and have asked the employee not to tell them. The employee is confused and asks if something terrible is going to happen to them. The boss remains silent, leaving the employee in suspense.

Key Points:

  • The employee asks about their project.
  • The boss responds with a hesitant tone.
  • The boss knows something but asks the employee not to tell them.
  • The employee is confused and asks if something terrible is going to happen to them.
  • The boss remains silent, leaving the employee in suspense.

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