Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 4th May 2016

Dilbert//9881, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 4th May 2016

What The Boss Said

Tags

secret, accusation, privacy, following, bathroom, restroom, personal space

Official transcript

Ted: I think you know something about my project and your boss told you to keep quiet. Ha! You just confirmed it by avoiding eye contact! Dilbert: Maybe you could get your own stall? Ted: Why? What do you have to hide?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I THINK YOU KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT MY PROJECT AND YOUR BOSS TOLD YOU TO KEEP QUIET.

HA! YOU JUST CONFIRMED IT BY AVOIDING EYE CONTACT!

MAYBE YOU COULD GET YOUR OWN STALL.

WHY?

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO HIDE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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