Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 7th May 2016

Dilbert//9884, first published ten years ago on Saturday 7th May 2016

Entitled Employee Buys A Car

Tags

entitled, entitlement, millennials, work ethic, lazy, consumerism

Official transcript

The Entitled Employee. Man: I need a raise because I bought a luxury car. Boss: Your pay is based on your performance, not your personal expenses. Man: You leave me no choice but to keep the car and not pay for it. Boss: Tell them you deserve it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE ENTITLED EMPLOYEE I'LL NEED A RAISE BECAUSE I BOUGHT A LUXURY CAR.

YOUR PAY IS BASED ON YOUR PERFORMANCE, NOT YOUR PERSONAL EXPENSES.

YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE BUT TO KEEP THE CAR AND NOT PAY FOR IT.

TELL THEM YOU DESERVE IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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