Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 12th May 2016

Dilbert//9889, first published ten years ago on Thursday 12th May 2016

Complexity Is A Good Thing For Wally

Tags

technology, inventions, scapegoat, excuse, laziness, work ethic

Official transcript

Wally: People say the complexity of modern life is a bad thing. But for useless people such as me, it creates endless opportunities. Boss: Why aren't you done yet? Wally: My smartwatch was infected with ransomware.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PEOPLE SAY THE COMPLEXITY OF MODERN LIFE IS A BAD THING.

BUT FOR USELESS PEOPLE SUCH AS ME, IT CREATES ENDLESS OPPORTUNITIES.

WHY AREN'T YOU DONE YET?

MY SMART - WATCH WAS INFECTED WITH RANSOM - WARE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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